So, Deb and I were coming back from Surrey. I know, no good can come from going to Surrey, but every once in a while you have to do it. Sigh. We were trying to get on the Port Mann Bridge (AKA the bottleneck from fucking hell) when we look over and start watching this woman go through her entire morning routine, in her car, while driving.
At one point 2 lanes merge into one, so Deb yields to her but she is too busy doing her hair (I think she was putting it up in a pony tail) to notice. Finally, she sees the big hole and decides to take it. Then she starts doing her make up. This goes on for a while because we are waiting to get on the PM Bridge and that takes forever. Then she throws something out of the window. Not sure what it was but it wasn’t a cigarette butt. Then she starts putting in her earrings! By now we are in the merge lane for the bridge and she wakes up a bit and aggressively goes over 2 lanes.
We caught up with her a few minutes later and guess what? Now she is on the phone!
She did all of this with the blazing green N in the back of her window. Lord help us all!
August 6, 2008 at 9:36 pm
I’m thinking that people like this woman should pay a lot more to ICBC and subsidize the rest of us.
August 6, 2008 at 11:32 pm
I kept saying that I couldn’t wait to make my witness statement when Airhead Barbie caused a pile-up on the Port Mann. Hair, eye shadow and liner, lipstick, earrings, phone, all while driving like Mario freakin’ Andretti. Scary as hell.
August 7, 2008 at 1:36 am
You sure that wasn’t me…lol just kidding. *grin*