This has been bugging me for a while: Why do people who use organic products feel the need to tell everyone that they are eating ‘organic’ cookies or ‘organic’ chicken soup?
Archive for January, 2009
I ask questions!
January 31, 2009Budget Rant!
January 28, 2009I have tried to avoid listening to much budget coverage today as, frankly, I cannot stand the Conservatives trying to save their government by putting us more deeply into debt. As I mentioned in my other budget related post I support stimulating the economy through increased transfers of money to individuals. The last time I checked the Conservatives ideology was one steeped in rugged individualism and the free market economy. How can they justify bail outs to large companies in the private sector? Here are only a few of the budget’s problems:
1. EI – the Conservatives have increased the number of weeks someone can collect EI by five. Yes, folks, that is right, five more weeks of EI – if you qualify. If you don’t oh well. The rules remain the same meaning a great number of the unemployed do not qualify for EI. What could have been done you ask? Well, for starters, they could have made EI more accessible. They could have raised the rate of benefits. Currently, you earn a maximum of 55% of your income. However, the highest rate one can get on EI is about $800 every 2 weeks. It is not a lot of money. By raising the rates of EI more money flows to people who spend it. People who are not working or who are living on paltry sums do not spend money.
2. Increase the Child Tax Benefit – by doing this the Conservatives would have put more money into people’s hands who would then spend that money. Families need to survive and they can only last a short time before they must make necessary purchases. By ensuring that families with children have money to spend they will do so and stimulate the economy. This was one of the major tenets of the Family Bonus when it was started in the 1940s. The Family Bonus was issued to mothers as they were seen as the ones making the purchasing decisions for the family.
3. The Conservative’s infrastructure programs are a huge joke. By making the provinces and municipalities match funds before any federal dollars flow ensures not much is going to happen. Provinces and cities don’t have money for projects or they would already be doing them. This measure will force other levels of government to also borrow heavily. Plus there is a built-in escape clause for the Conservatives: If the package doesn’t work it is because no one matched their funds. They can say they tried and then offload the blame onto other people. I can almost hear Stephen cackling here in frozen Maple Ridge.
The bottom line is this government is trying to save itself. They think we are all stupid and don’t see their tricks. I am beyond disgusted. I only hope that Michael Ignatieff does not buy into this charade. This plan is not a ‘quick’ way out of the recession. The Conservatives have no interest in helping average Canadians, they are far more concerned about their corporate friends and their shareholders. We need a different plan from a different leader. Bring on the Coalition.
The Budget
January 27, 2009All right, I have to weigh in. I have not heard much content yet but I have this to say. When it comes to economics I am firmly in the Keynesian school. Basically, when times are good governments should spend less and when we are in recession governments should spend more. Some of our first social programs, like the Family Bonus, were Keynesian measures. The idea being that you transfer wealth to individuals who will then spend it and then stimulate the economy.
I fail to see how bailing out various sectors of our economy is going to help. How much money are we willing to spend on corporate welfare for companies that did not have sustainable business plans? If the NDP had delivered a budget like the Cons are proposing they would all be up in arms.
What we need are real transfers to people who will then spend money. Giving billions upon billions to corporations who have proven they can’t manage their companies will only make the corporations and the shareholders richer. But then again this is a Conservative government.
This just in: They are extending EI Benefits by a whole 5 weeks. Wow, very generous. I am jaded. Bring on the Coalition.
The Closet
January 27, 2009I could blog about the budget but that would be very boring. So, instead, I am going to blog about ‘the closet.’ This of course would the metaphorical ‘closet’ which all LGTB people are familiar.
I had my hair cut yesterday. Normally this is a benign activity if one does not want to look like Cousin It. My hair was beginning to take on a life of its own so I made an appointment. I had a great hairstylist who I just found but she went on maternity leave. So they put me with someone else. This stylist was not very bright and clearly did not hear the “I don’t want to lose the length” comment I made when we started, but I digress. Here is the conversation:
Hairstylist: Do you have children?
Me: No, we have dogs.
Hairstylist: How many dogs?
Me: Nine.
Hairstylist: What kinds?
Me: (rattled off the nine dogs names, ages and breeds)
Hairstylist: Your husband likes dogs too?
Me: My partner. Yes, my partner likes dogs.
inane chatter ensues….
Hairstylist: So what does your partner do for a living?
Me: She is an animal control officer.
Hairstylist: (hairstylist to rude women colleague (RW for short) Guess how many dogs this woman has? Nine!!!
RW: Do just really like dogs is that why you gather them up?
Me: Yes, we like dogs and we are involved with rescue.
RW: Does your husband like dogs too?
Me: Partner, and yes she likes dogs too.
RW & Hairstylist: Oh, ok. We get it. We have gay friends. (much eye-rolling on my part)
RW: So, do you just have an aversion to men? Do you, like, hate them?
Me: No, I do not have an aversion to men. It just is.
RW: I don’t understand it.
Hairstylist: (whisks me away to wash my hair and tells me RW is rude) No shit!
RW: You should colour your hair. You are prematurely grey.
Me: No, I have done that and it is too much work.
RW: But you would look much younger.
Me: That’s ok.
RW: You should have your eyebrows waxed.
Me: Clippers, I use clippers on them.
RW: Well, as an eye brow wax professional, I have to tell you that is not a good idea.
Me: Oh well….
This was one weird conversation! I learned that I am totally incapable of being in the closet even when it makes me and others uncomfortable. I think that is a good thing although I am not sure. Clearly, RW needs a personality. I am not sure if it was because she was bored or she really is just that much of an idiot. Very bizarre!
Truck Balls
January 25, 2009Yes, you have read correctly: truck balls. Yesterday when we were out doing some errands Deb pointed out some ‘balls’ hanging from a truck across the parking lot. They looked something like this:

They were handing on the rear axle of this monster truck. I was immediately disgusted and horrified. My first thought was that the size of the ‘balls’ was inversely proportionate to the male driver’s parts. Then I began to wonder what kind of person would put balls on their truck. Is the truck not big enough to let us know that he is trying to over compensate for inadequacies in other departments? Disturbing, very, very, very disturbing. Oh and apparently “all sets made to swing.”
I am fuming…
January 19, 2009I have not found a link for this story I heard on the CBC News yet. Hopefully it will be posted tomorrow. Anyway it was about a Native man who stole 3 bottles of mouthwash when he was drunk. He was, of course, convicted. His lawyer thought that the judge in the case would take into account his background. He was marginalized and disenfranchised and had been an alcoholic since he was sixteen. He had been convicted seventy times for petty crimes over the years. His lawyer argued that he receive a 3-month sentence. The judge sentenced him to a year. A year for the theft of items that did not amount to $20. An appeal court upheld the conviction saying that the trial judge had not erred and that, in fact, she had served the public interest. Great, it is so important to protect us all from mouthwash thieves.
I think the public interest could be better served with a much different plan. What about treatment? Clearly this man needs some help. He needs rehab and a program not a cell and guards. How about some education? He never finished high school because he was kicked out in grade 6. What about some higher education? Maybe some cultural expression could help him connect with his roots. We all know that without culture people do not have roots and stability.
Instead, he will spend a year in jail which will only confirm for him that the world is an unfair place where he does not fit in. We will house him, pay the salaries of the guards who protect us from this dangerous mouthwash thief. Paying for treatment and an education for him would be much less expensive and, in fact, might even prove to be an investment in the future. With treatment, an education and hope this man may be able to become a productive member of society. But sadly we are far more interested in punishing people. I am ashamed to be Canadian today.
I ask Questions
January 16, 2009Apparently there was a water main burst in Montreal yesterday. Not really newsworthy except that a huge lake of water formed at a busy intersection and according to CBC radio reports a woman tried to cross the intersection. No big surprise, she fell in the metre deep water. The other salient point was that the pipe in question was 118 years old!!! What municipality does not systematically replace its pipes? I mean, seriously, these pipes were installed in the 19th century! Does anyone know if it is common for pipes this old to be in service?
The Rain Snow Removal Plan
January 11, 2009Well, even though we have had a lot of rain and flooding it has still not washed all the snow away. In fact, out here in Maple Ridge, it barely seems to have touched it. We still have 3 and 4 foot high piles of the white stuff that is not so white anymore. Trying to get from the front door to the car is nearly impossible. And, to add insult to injury, it snowed a bit more last night! When will it end? I hate winter.