I was driving home tonight and, as is normal for a Thursday evening, the highway was barely moving. Apparently, the slow movement caused a man in a truck (the passenger) to develop an emergency. All of a sudden, this guy darts across 2 lanes of traffic and heads to the construction zone towards the porta-potty!
He wasn’t quick either. I watched and watched and then the traffic picked up. We had probably gone ½ a kilometre as the traffic had started to move. The driver of the truck then had to get over 2 lanes and wait for his passenger. Too freaking funny.