Some days getting out of bed is just not worth the trouble. Today was one of those days. I was sitting at my desk getting ready to drink Ensure for breakfast. Apparently, I had loosened the cap and then gone off to do something else. I sat down, and grabbed the bottle to shake it. The lid was mostly off and I wore almost an entire bottle of strawberry Ensure. It was on my keyboard, my desk, the floor, my shirt and apparently some went into my hair. Except I didn’t notice it was there!
Several hours later, I touched the top of my head and realized that the front of my hair was standing up really well and was quite stiff. My normal hair care product does not do this so I was curious. As I was literally peeling the stuff out of my hair, I finally realized what I was pulling out. Strawberry Ensure. I hope no one else noticed!
 Most of it landed on my chest. One of the advantages of larger breasts!
 Some unpronounceable berry name from the Body Shop.