Norton Redux

Well, it is a good thing to check your spam folder. In amongst the penis enlarging ads and the ones for Viagra I find this email from symantec advising me that they have renewed my subscription. I had told them very clearly back in September that I did not want their product and to cancel all of my subscriptions. Apparently they did not cancel them as per my request.

So I called Visa and asked them to reverse the charge. They tell me they cannot without an email from symantec saying I had cancelled. Of course, symantec does not send anything like this out. I have to call them again. Now, navigating the symantec site is difficult. They seem to want to direct everyone to their chat function so I try that. Apparently they do not support Firefox so I have to switch over to Explorer (which I hate). As an aside why would they not support firefox??

Anyway, after a 20 minute wait (at least they tell you where you are in the queue) I get to chat with Meera. She (I’m assuming here) agrees to cancel the subscription. With some pushing and prodding she agrees to cancel all my subscriptions. Then I ask for a confirmation email – apparently she has no ability to send a confirmation emai??? Huh?? Does she not have a computer and an internet connection? I ask to chat with someone who can send an email. All of sudden she is able to send email.

A word of warning to all of you who are using Norton – they can and will bill your credit card for a new subscription.

Why I am no longer a Norton Anti-Virus user

This morning I was happily surfing away or maybe I was playing ‘Nanny Mania’ when an alert from Norton pops up telling me I need to activate my subscription. So, I click activate and it says that my key is not valid. So off I go to the website to try and figure this problem out. Now, to say that the Symantec website is a great example of how not to design help pages would be an understatement. Attempting to locate help information was very difficult. Finally, I stumble across a page about activation issues and discover that there is a fix Norton Antivirus 2005 – which is what I have. I install it, it does not work. Then I decide that maybe my subscription has expired. I can’t keep track of all of them in the house so I decide to purchase a new one.

Well, further down the rabbit hole we go. I purchase it sucessfully and it tells me to click on a menu and look for the ‘renewal centre’ option. And, you guessed it, I don’t have that option. So now I am stuck with a useless new activation code and no way to put it into the program. The new code is 10 digits long and the old ones were 24.

I decide to call tech support. I have now invested about an hour in all of this crap. I get a tech. I give all my information, explain the problem etc. He then tells me that my current subscription has 239 days left on it and he refunds the new one (well, supposedly, I am not holding my breath). Then we go around and around trying to get an activation code which Norton cleared out when I bought the new one and really was immaterial anyway because it did not work. After about 40 minutes with this guy I ask to talk to someone more techy.

I sit patiently on the phone while it rings for at least 5 minutes and then someone answers. I can barely hear him at all. So I give all my information again and explain the problem again. We go through a bunch of crap that basically does nothing. He has me download that program again that does not work and still no success. Then he tells me that this is all my fault because I lost my activation code – which he claims he cannot give me again. Nor, can he give me a new activation code. We are now about 90 minutes into this process and I have had enough. I tell him that I want a code that will work or they can refund the 239 days left on my subscription. Well, he does not want to do that he wants to transfer those days to another one of the computers. I said no way. I then asked to speak to a supervisor. He transferred me and the phone rang for 10 minutes before I finally hung up.

So, back in the queue. Go through all the crap again and I finally get a supervisor who agrees to refund my money. I ask him which credit card is it going to because I can’t remember which one I used months ago. He can’t tell me that but gives me a refund confirmation number.

After thinking about this for a while I wondered why they gave in to the refund so easily. So I poked around on google and found this. Apparently they have had this activation problem for a couple of years. If they can’t fix this problem I have very little faith that they can actually protect my computer from a virus.