So the Viagra complaints department called us today…! It was a very odd conversation and I actually think it may have been a prank but who knows. Deb witnessed this conversation so I know I didn’t imagine it. Here is the conversation:
Viagra Complaint Representative: Hi is Shihtzustaff there?
Viagra Complaint Representative: I am calling from the main manufacturing plant for Viagra.
Me: Viagra? I am a woman, I don’t take Viagra.
Viagra Complaint Representative: Well someone at your address received a sample of Viagra and had a complaint about side effects.
Me: Complaints about Viagra? We are lesbians! We don’t take Viagra.
Viagra Complaint Representative: Is your address 123 Cherry Street?
Me: I will not confirm my address for you. I think this call is a scam.
Viagra Complaint Representative: It is not a scam. Is Mr. Shihtzustaff there?
Me: No! I told you there are no men here. We are lesbians.
Viagra Complaint Representative: Then who got the Viagra?
Me: I don’t know! There are no men here…well except the male dogs but they are fixed. At which point he hung up!
This phone call was hands down the strangest one I have ever answered. I only picked it up because we had Shaw coming today and the tech might have had a blocked number. He really had a hard time wrapping his head around the fact that we were lesbians. Way too funny!
 I have a short form androgynous first name.